Hey, I'm Jesus. I had a lot of fun answering your emails and am looking forward to my vacation and George Hamilton tan.













Heavy Metal Jesus

From time to time, I will put up those found items with my picture on them. Or, like, stuff with Mom's image. (Remember the grilled cheese? That was awsome, Mom.)

And, since I know you're wondering right now : yeah, we totally do these on purpose. Is it to make people believe? Or to scare people? How about to refresh the faith in the faltering? Nope. It's just to mess with people's heads. Oh, COME ON! If you could, you would, too, man.

Here's another that Golden Palace just bought. (Click the picture in the link to see more views.) I don't think I did very good on this one with the Me picture, though. It kinda turned out more Charles Manson than Jesus Christ. Oops. But the upside down view? Dang, I'm good. I'm impressed dude saw it, too. Kudos, man. One free blessing for you.




Sing Your Praise

The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Spam.


If you simply cannot resist temptation, then at least spam Satan so he can reserve a room for you. Also know that your Lord and Savior knows how to use a dig utility.

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Hi, I'm Stan. I'll see some of you later. Remember, if voting could really change things, it would be illegal.







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