Artsy Fartsy
My Child,
Thank you for the time and effort you took to draw this - it's great to know I'm on your mind. I don't normally wear sweat pants, but I suppose I could have a lazy day.
What's up with the people on the back of the paper? To me, it looks like Hitler, Einstein, Groucho, and Conan O'Brien. I hope you're not drawing your heros - because, honestly, Conan's show has really gone downhill lately.
Thanks, though!
Jesus
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Dear Jesus,
You know those issues we've been talking about? Thanks (in advance) for taking care of them. I know you're working on the job thing for my husband and I appreciate it.
One more thing, could you please talk to my mother about her selfish tendencies? You know what I mean. If there's anything I can do to help out, let me know!
I love you, Jesus!
Miss Lady Ma'am
(Thanks for providing a place for people to talk to Jesus. It helps! Have a great day!)
Posted by: Miss Lady Ma'am | May 29, 2006 11:53 AM
I KNEW it!!! I SEE the Michigan Sweat Shirt! This explains why Kentucky didn't make it thru March Madness, dammit!! I thought you weren't supposed to play favorites? Isn't that in the Deity Handbook? NO FAVORITISM! ~~Hugs from Kentucky ~~ KimberKat
Posted by: KimberKat | May 29, 2006 8:46 PM
Dear Zombie Jesus,
I just wanted to say thanks for putting this site up and giving us all hope and humor in a bleak world. I hope that whole undead thing's going well for you.
--Zandperl
Posted by: zandperl | May 29, 2006 9:25 PM
Came through via Click and Comment from your flatmate Va Va Voom...
~Mary
Posted by: Mary Horn | May 30, 2006 3:42 AM
My Children :
Miss Lady, love you too, baby. ;)
SaintKimber, where did you get a copy of the Diety Handbook? I lost mine - can I borrow it for a few??
Zandperl, it's going pretty well, thank you. The scars are healing nicely.
MaryHorn, thanks for stopping by. I hope you found peace in your click and comment thing, dude.
Posted by: Jesus H. Christ | May 30, 2006 9:13 AM