Has Anyone Seen Stan??
Dude is totally missing.
I sent him, like, half a dozen emails and gave him a call, but no word yet. The last time I saw him was Saturday night at my place. He had been drinking quite a bit (and probably had smoked a bud or two). He came out of the bathroom, cursing at Gabriel about a shoe horn and something-something 'it's a long, winding road, my friend', and he stumbled outside, grabbing some chick's purse on the way out.
Haven't seen him since.
You alive out there, dude? Luin? Kimber? You guys holding him hostage?
Let me know if you hear from him. Assface owes me $5.
Thanks,
JC
Comments
You're surprised the dude went AWOL? Remember when your Dad relieved him as a guardian cherub (Ezekiel 28:12). If I remember correctly, that time he was filled with violence, and sinned, so Pops drove him in disgrace from the mount of God, and expelled him among the fiery stones (which I assume referred to the Red Rocks amphitheater in Denver -- too bad: that means he'll miss the Flaming Lips concert there tomorrow).
Posted by: Davy | July 26, 2006 2:37 PM
I found Stan. He was driving the car that I was stuck behind, going 50mph on a backroad today from Louisiana to Oklahoma.
..bastard.
Posted by: Kim from Oklahoma | July 26, 2006 7:29 PM
Sorry, dude. He needed a break from the heat so he came up to this frozen Tundra. We went and saw Clerks, egged some police cars, he did that demon/face thing he does when he's been drinking a little bit and wants to scare a baby (totally has Nock Nolte beat) and then we passed out at my hotel.
Posted by: Luin | July 26, 2006 9:36 PM
I've seen him, it's so damn hot here in Minnesota he abandoned hell and moved in next door.
Posted by: Jane | July 30, 2006 11:59 AM
I don't know but I've seen you around: http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/2006/06/jesus-with-you-always.html
Posted by: Pearl | August 2, 2006 9:47 AM