I got an email this morning saying I'd been tagged. I didn't know people tagged the Son of God. But thanks, Luin. I'm proud to get tagged by a hot mama like you.

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The MeMe of Three:

Things that scare me: clowns, big nails, Christians

People who make me laugh: Stan, Jerry Falwell, Pee Wee Herman

Things I hate the most: morning breath, carpentry work, hangovers

Things I don’t understand: The Bible, sudoku, Kevin Federline

Things I am doing right now: eating cold pizza, wondering where I left my sandals, answering prayers

Things I want to do before I die: N/A (that whole eternal life thing again)

Things I can do: turn water into wine, heal the sick, put one leg behind my head

Ways to describe my personality: laid back, good-humored, loving

Things I can’t do: bend steel, wear socks, ride a bike

Things I think you should listen to: the good word, The Shins, the sound of one hand clapping

Things you should never listen to: Paris Hilton, David Hasselhoff, televangelists

Things I’d like to learn: to speak Spanish, how to fly (stupid angels), that one girl's name I met that one time

Favorite foods: beer. beer. beer.

Beverages I drink regularly: Natty Light, red wine, Root Beer

TV shows I watched as a kid: N/A (we watched rocks and dirt when I was a kid)