Hey, I'm Jesus. I had a lot of fun answering your emails and am looking forward to my vacation and George Hamilton tan.













I save! (literally)

I knew it was only a matter of time...



For the record, yes, I shop at Wal-Mart once in a while.

You know what's insulting to my dad? People like Joe Phelps who misuses our word for their own agenda.

Besides, the Bible really isn't the go-to book if you want to speak against gender-based discrimination or the treatment of subordinates. Oh. And let us not forget that whole Isaac-looks-up-to-see-his-dad-about-to-stab-him-to-death thing. That kinda makes child labor look like a booger. Know what I mean?


All my love,

JHC



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Man that crap irritates me. health benefits aren't Biblical. Hell, the opening of Exodus, the book of Job and Revelation indicate that your Dad has a different idea of what benefits your health.

And granted, I hate walmart because they employee idiots that don't know the difference between a salad and soap, but for what they pay it's hard to find trained monkeys.

The gender discrimination thing!! Give me a break! I bet he doesn't let women be pastors at his church (though Biblical, it is discrimination)

My guess is that if you really cared about saving sinners, hell yes you would shop at wal mart.

....sorry dude, the pain meds cause insomnia....I'm angry, tired and overworked. (but not from wal mart)



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