Happy New Year II
As you nurse your hangover, scramble to come up with bail money, and give away your last paycheck because you bet on the wrong team, remember that I hold each and every one of you in loving contempt.
Best wishes for sprained ankles and herpes in 2007!
Eventually yours,
~S
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oh, have no fear, i will be spreading the love in a thick and tasty way this year...the year of ass-whoopins and itchy one-night-stands! i know the scoot is with me! onward dark army!
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January 2, 2007 3:06 AM
Hangover: check
Bail: check
Betting on the wrong team: check (though I still contend that Oklahoma was the right team, I just forgot to send a boob-shot to JC before kickoff to ensure a win and home-boy couldn't put it on my tab. Bastard.)
Party Plans for next year: Check Check
Happy New Year!
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January 2, 2007 12:03 PM
Itchy one night stands? As horrible as that sounds, no. I don't think so. However, count me in on beating up any Jerk-wad satanists. Those types always piss me off, with their whole "I'm constitutionally protected" disingenuous bullcrap...
Stan, you're a jerk, but at least you are authentic.
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January 2, 2007 12:57 PM