Good 'ol days
Hey dudes-
Here's something I found in my inbox:
Hey JesusHow's it goin? I'm Kristy, I just moved to the Beverly Hills area and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to California a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I'm here I have nobody to hang out with! I read your profile... You're cute and I liked what you had to say :-).
I'm 24/F/single and I'm lookin for a guy who is a little bit older or more mature than me. You say you're 100 and you're cute so I guess you're qualified :-)
My friend Jen from back home suggested I tried using myspace to meet people in my area. I just signed up and my profile sux hehe. I do have a blog/profile page at.....
I guess I should have seen the spam link coming, but.... WOW. Somebody really went out of their way to get that to me.
So next time you complain about spambots, just remember that there are still people out there that really care about their customers, and will go to great lengths just to add that special personal touch you only hear about in small towns and old people conversations.
All my love,
JHC
Comments
I read your profile... You're cute and I liked what you had to say :-).
Cute?!?
There's nothing cute about a two-thousand year old dead, alcoholic who just doesn't know when to stop talking.
Give her a case of the clap, Jesus.
Posted by: Dan | July 29, 2007 7:00 AM
But sometimes even the tender touch won't make it feel any better when they break it off in ya. *g*
Posted by: Irrelephant | August 2, 2007 3:42 PM