Hey, I'm Jesus. I had a lot of fun answering your emails and am looking forward to my vacation and George Hamilton tan.













Happy New Year

Dear children,

I wish you all the health and fortune you can handle this year.

Anything to get you to leave me alone for a day.

All my love,
JHC

Posted by Jesus H. Christ on January 1, 2008 12:00 AM



Sing Your Praise

The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Spam.


If you simply cannot resist temptation, then at least spam Satan so he can reserve a room for you. Also know that your Lord and Savior knows how to use a dig utility.

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