Hey, I'm Jesus. I'm a Saggitarius. I like drinking Natty Light, hanging out with my friends, and taking pictures. Email me if you need anything, because, really dudes, the prayer thing has gotten kinda old.













As subtle as a donkey punch

Hey Stan-

I'm curious as to just how far you would go in order to procure a soul. I mean, would you go "all the way"-- like, with a dude? And would your tail get in the way?

Yours Anytime,

Klondike Bar

P.S. I don't do "hooves"



Dear sausage jockey,

Since you have "Christ" in your name, I guess I'd have to pound you like scallopini just out of spite.

And no, my tail does not interfere with engineering the brown pipe.


Eventually yours,

~S


P.S. I don't do hooves either. I'm a master of the silent duck.

Posted by Stan A. Diabolos on March 6, 2008 3:32 PM



Comments

what role do i play in here?

Posted by: god | March 11, 2008 8:26 AM



Passive-aggressive?


~S

Posted by: Stan A. Diabolos | March 12, 2008 10:53 AM



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