Hey, I'm Jesus. I had a lot of fun answering your emails and am looking forward to my vacation and George Hamilton tan.













Power to the sheeple

Dear Stan, what do you think of the 2008 election so far? Josh



Dear Josh,

It's like the Special Olympics without the balloons.


Eventually yours,

~S



Comments

And the damn hugs.



That's just awful.

Hey, how do you know when your vegetables are done?

The wheelchairs float to the top.


~S



Sing Your Praise

The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Spam.


If you simply cannot resist temptation, then at least spam Satan so he can reserve a room for you. Also know that your Lord and Savior knows how to use a dig utility.

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Hi, I'm Stan. I'll see some of you later. Remember, if voting could really change things, it would be illegal.







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