Hey, I'm Jesus. I'm a Saggitarius. I like drinking Natty Light, hanging out with my friends, and taking pictures. Email me if you need anything, because, really dudes, the prayer thing has gotten kinda old.













What the cluck?

.....but I run a little blog called JC and ME located at http://jc-and-me.blogspot.com

I was wondering if you had been there Jesus, and am I doomed to an eternity of hellfire, or will I be up there with your father and Colonel Sanders eating popcorn chicken?

Please, pray for my soul Jesus.

Tim

Dear child,

I'm happy to see you've finally accepted those voices in your head as me. I have indeed visited your site and that banner looks nothing like me.

So while you're welcome here, you'll have to room with the Colonel. Don't mind the hundreds of peckers. Just don't sleep with your mouth open.

All my love,
JHC

Posted by Jesus H. Christ on April 24, 2008 9:53 PM



Comments

We all know the Sanders bastid is gay - so it's nice to know heaven is open to everyone! Even gay chicken abusers. I hate the Colonel. Grrr.

Posted by: Technodoll | April 25, 2008 10:43 AM



Hi there folks,

I am emphatic about the Lord. I am looking forward to his return. Can someone email me if they have a Jesus citing?

Posted by: Heavenly Marc | May 8, 2008 9:08 AM



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