Hey, I'm Jesus. I'm a Saggitarius. I like drinking Natty Light, hanging out with my friends, and taking pictures. Email me if you need anything, because, really dudes, the prayer thing has gotten kinda old.













The golden rule

Jesus-

From descriptions, it always sounds like everything in heaven is golden. Does that include the showers??

Loving me, loving you,

cb

Dear child,

You bet. We run around all day peeing on each other and telling poopy jokes like it's a giant nursery school.

/sarcasm

All my love,
JHC

Posted by Jesus H. Christ on May 14, 2008 1:18 PM



Comments

Wow-- who pissed in YOUR cornflakes this morning??

Posted by: cb | May 16, 2008 8:44 AM



Amy Winehouse.

JHC

Posted by: Jesus H. Christ | May 16, 2008 4:02 PM



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