Hey, I'm Jesus. I'm a Saggitarius. I like drinking Natty Light, hanging out with my friends, and taking pictures. Email me if you need anything, because, really dudes, the prayer thing has gotten kinda old.













Survey says

Dearest Jesus,

I feel like we know nothing about you.

Oh, sure, we've got all those big fancy houses with all those books about you n' stuff. But what about YOU...like, what kind of music do you listen to? What's your favourite show on tv? Will you be going to the Madonna concert?

Just curious,
Shirley!

Dear child,

Well, I listen to Maroon 5, NIN, Rihanna, and Neil Sedaka.

I don't watch t.v. any more because Nancy Grace is a streetwalker infested with crotch chiggers.

I have front row tickets - it's the only way you'll see Madonna's guy stick.

All my love,
JHC

Posted by Jesus H. Christ on May 15, 2008 8:23 AM



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