Hey, I'm Jesus. I'm a Saggitarius. I like drinking Natty Light, hanging out with my friends, and taking pictures. Email me if you need anything, because, really dudes, the prayer thing has gotten kinda old.













When it pours, it rains

Yo J.C.,

When you were a baby, is it true that lies made you cry? And that made God cry. And that's what made it rain?

cb

Dear child,

You've confusing me with the other Georges. Washington had issues with lies, Bush makes dad cry.

Natty Light makes it rain.

All my love,
JHC

Posted by Jesus H. Christ on May 8, 2008 6:33 PM



Comments

Hey JC, was that really you at the party? Or was that like a helper Jesus, you know like Santa's helpers? I figured it was you because of the Natural Light you were drinking.

Tim

Posted by: Tim | May 11, 2008 4:36 PM



Damn! Who knew the Jeez-Meister was into golden showers?? Which totally brings up another question...

Posted by: cb | May 12, 2008 1:51 PM



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