Hey, I'm Jesus. I had a lot of fun answering your emails and am looking forward to my vacation and George Hamilton tan.













George the first

Dear Jesus,

The world seems a bit less funny to me now that Carlin has moved on. Sadness aside I was wondering, is he scheduled to play the Heavenly Comedy Zone for your dad, or will he be at The Hades Punchline doing a personal performance for Stan? You know, he didnʼt believe in either of you (or so he said).

Aza @ Surreptitious Psychosis

Dear child,

Yes, he's working for us now doing what he loved to do. Even though he didn't believe in me, all that praying to Joe Pesci paid off - especially when Joe stopped by with a baseball bat.

All my love,
JHC



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