Hey, I'm Jesus. I had a lot of fun answering your emails and am looking forward to my vacation and George Hamilton tan.













Parental control

i dont really get this site but i think its off the limit using jesus in this way!

Dear child,

I agree! Committing murder in my name, using my teachings to propagate hatred and intolerance to support a twisted agenda, starting a new religion because you can't stand the woman you married, collecting millions of tax-free dollars in my name to purchase mansions while children go hungry, inundating me with prayers of what you want to see happen instead of accepting our devine plan,

Yes, it's sometimes frustrating to be treated this way. But as my children, I can only hope you all grow up to be good people. Or doctors.


All my love,
JHC



Comments

heh, Stan may have two points but The Man has good points too.



Sing Your Praise

The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Spam.


If you simply cannot resist temptation, then at least spam Satan so he can reserve a room for you. Also know that your Lord and Savior knows how to use a dig utility.

Comments are moderated, so go get drunk or something while you're waiting for them to appear.



Hi, I'm Stan. I'll see some of you later. Remember, if voting could really change things, it would be illegal.







My site was nominated for Best Humor Blog!








Technorati
Humor Blogs Blog Explosion
BlogTopSites
Top Humor blogs
Top100 Bloggers
Movable Type