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Short end of the stick

Stan,

I believe men shouldn't wear shorts that are more than a few inches above the knee. I know most women feel this way too. What's your take?

Beth



Dear Beth,

You mean the 70's-style running shorts? The ones that you when you wear them on a hot day your junk sticks to your thigh so anyone who catches a peek thinks you sat on a baby bird?

Yeh. I'm with you.


Eventually yours,

~S



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