Hey, I'm Jesus. I'm a Saggitarius. I like drinking Natty Light, hanging out with my friends, and taking pictures. Email me if you need anything, because, really dudes, the prayer thing has gotten kinda old.











June 30, 2008

Parental control

i dont really get this site but i think its off the limit using jesus in this way!

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December 29, 2007

Savings account

I'm not going to tell you off, it's not my job to defend God's name. But what I will say is that some day you will have stand before the One who you have publicly mocked and give an account. God can save blasphemers. He saved John Newton and John Bunyan, who both blasphemed God. He can save you too. Please consider the day when you will meet God.

Chris

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April 21, 2007

Name dropping

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO USE THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS LIKE THAT.I KNOW HIM PERSONALLY AND I CAN ASSURE THAT YOU ARE NOT HIM BECAUSE YOU USING HIS NAME FOR YOUR GLORY!!! YOU WILL BE TRIED AND YOU WILL BE CLAIMED AS NOT GOD'S FRIEND. DID YOU EVEN READ THE BIBLE-THE JESUS THAT IS SAID IN THE BIBLE IS ALIVE AND HE IS IN HEAVEN AT THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD!!

Sunny

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January 3, 2007

One child left behind

im jesus muthafucka,

i come in tha name of jesus by the power of the holy spirit, god almighty, you know tha ruler of heaven and earth and every god damn thing in between. this aint..i aint playin with yo ass. jesus is tha way to peace, i dont see n e of you ass out publishin peace......fuck what you talkin bout. you hopin in tha lord huh? you hopin in vane and supersitious shit, thats why you cant see me house nigga. you fuckin nem-com fuckin poop, travel to tha gates of hell and travel you ass tha hell up out of here!!! beoch!!!!!

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July 4, 2006

Hate Mail #1

We've had a few emails from the 'righteous' since starting this site, but I usually just bless them, wish them love, and send them on their way down the wrong path. But I thought I'd start sharing mine with my beloved flock. Maybe you guys can pray for them...or some crap.

This one came from an angry 14-year-old girl named Cece.

HOW DARE YOU PLAY WITH GOD LIKE THAT!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO PLAY AROUND LIKE THAT!!! THAT IS DOWN RIGHT DISRESPECTFUL TO US TRUE BELIEVERS IN CHRIST!!!! AND TO SAY YOUR JESUS AND YOU DRINK AND SMOKE IS VERY WRONG!!! AND YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS WHO ARE GOING ALONG WITH YOUR STUPID GAME AND PLAYING AROUND WITH GOD IS A SHAME!!! I REALLY HOPE YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THIS MESSAGE AND KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOIN IS WRONG!!! I WILL PRAY FOR YOU AND JUST HOPE THAT GODWILL HAVE MERCY ON YOU AND NOT STRIKE YOU DOWN!!! REAL TALK...NO JOKE!!! IF YOU REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THIS MESSAGE AND TRULY BELIEVE IN GOD YOU WILL SHUT YOUR SITE DOWN OR AT LEAST STOP PLAYIN AROUND WITH GOD AND HAVE YOUR OWN SITE!!!! I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE PLAYING AROUND WITH GOD AND DISRESPECTING HIM AND HIS PEOPLE!!! LORD HAVE MERCY ON WHOEVER THIS IS SOUL!!!!

Jesus! Loves!! YOU!!!!! TOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

(cripes, kid!)



Hi, I'm Stan. I'm single and recently relocated to Detroit. I like hockey and shopping at Home Depot. I have a Golden Retriever named Mishnah. Email me anytime. I love getting to know people.








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