Emails From Jesus http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/ Our Blogger, Who Art In Heaven. en Copyright 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:05:11 -0800 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=3.35 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Up in smoke U get stoned?]]> http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/07/up_in_smoke_1.html http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/07/up_in_smoke_1.html Emails Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:05:11 -0800 Parental control i dont really get this site but i think its off the limit using jesus in this way!]]> http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/06/parental_control.html http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/06/parental_control.html Hate Mails Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:59:59 -0800 Patriot act So Satan, any big plans for the 4th?]]> http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/06/patriot_act.html http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/06/patriot_act.html Emails Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:54:19 -0800 Ticket to ride Dear Mr. Christ-

If you love me (like the song says), does that mean I can still get into heaven even though I'm a poopstabber??

Love,

Cb

Sent from my iPhone

]]> http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/06/ticket_to_ride.html http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/06/ticket_to_ride.html Emails Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:34:16 -0800 George the first Dear Jesus,

The world seems a bit less funny to me now that Carlin has moved on. Sadness aside I was wondering, is he scheduled to play the Heavenly Comedy Zone for your dad, or will he be at The Hades Punchline doing a personal performance for Stan? You know, he didnʼt believe in either of you (or so he said).

Aza @ Surreptitious Psychosis

]]> http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/06/george_the_first.html http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/06/george_the_first.html Emails Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:30:24 -0800 Short end of the stick Stan,

I believe men shouldn't wear shorts that are more than a few inches above the knee. I know most women feel this way too. What's your take?

Beth

]]> http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/06/short_end_of_the_stick_1.html http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/06/short_end_of_the_stick_1.html Emails Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:51:31 -0800 Dropping in so what church do you go to? or say... what church WOULD you go to you know if u weren't up in heaven and all and that's another thing do you get electricity up there? or does zues jus toss a lightening bolt into you laptop?

will


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